A Fellow Characterized by his Non-Linearity

There existed a fellow who was characterized by his non-linearity, and he invariably presented a non-linear simper. One of the things in his possession was a distorted half-shilling coin, and he traversed a very incurvated three hundred and twenty rods. He kept two domesticated animals, more for pleasure than utility, and these animals are typically considered mortal enemies. But, presumably, they got along. These three made their abode in a slightly oblique, diminutive dwelling.

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