A Miniscule Female
A miniscule female whose name brings to mind a boyfriend and a voyeur seems to
have temporarily misplaced several specimens of a domesticated ruminant about
which cattle ranchers have been known to have baad attitudes. At the present
time, their whereabouts escapes her. Therefore, the recommended course of
action--indeed, the only course of action--available to her at this
time is to avoid contact with said beasties until such a time when they return
to their place of caretaking of their own accord. And, undoubtedly, they will
be causing their posterior appendages to oscillate as an indication of their
positive state of mind and general well-being.
(translation)