Petros, Petros, Consumer of Gourd-like Fruit

Petros, Petros, consumer of large, orange-coloured globular gourd-like fruits, existed in a state of matrimony, but experienced extreme difficulty in retaining his spouse. Therefore, he placed his loved one within the confines of a hollowed-out exterior of a previously consumed specimen of the aforementioned fruit, and henceforth encountered no further spouse-retention problems.

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