Petros, Petros, Consumer of Gourd-like Fruit
Petros, Petros, consumer of large, orange-coloured globular gourd-like fruits,
existed in a state of matrimony, but experienced extreme difficulty in
retaining his spouse. Therefore, he placed his loved one within the confines
of a hollowed-out exterior of a previously consumed specimen of the
aforementioned fruit, and henceforth encountered no further spouse-retention
problems.
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