She Perched Atop Her Hassock
A small, pre-adolescent maiden (who makes an ostentatious display of the ring
of feathers encircling her neck) perched atop a short hassock abusing her
taste buds by the ingestion of the thick, casein-rich part of coagulated milk
and the serum (the watery part) which separates from the curdled portion in
the process of making cheese. And what do you think happened by? An arachnid
having two principal segments to its body, four pairs of legs, and abdominal
spinnerets! And what do you think it did? Grossly violating her comfort
zone, it reclined, closely juxtaposed with the stool on which the female
rested! And what do you think she did? Her heart in her mouth (so to speak),
she quickly arose, prompted by a driving phobia of such arachnids, and bolted
from the scene!
(translation)