Sit Astride an Adult's Knee

Sit astride an adult's knee feigning an equestrian, and embark upon a chimerical peregrination to the principal marketplace in a municipal bourough in Oxfordshire, England on the river Cherwell, for the purpose of descrying a refined woman, a genuine equestrian, as evidenced by the albinotic equidae upon which she is borne. There are ornamental circlets circumscribing her anterior non-opposable digits, and, circumscribing her posterior terminal digits, there are small devices which, when agitated, emit short, high-pitched ringing/clinking sounds. As a result, naturally, she will be accompanied by a combination of rhythm, melody, harmony, and counterpoint no matter what her physical coordinates are.

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