Sit Astride an Adult's Knee
Sit astride an adult's knee feigning an equestrian, and embark upon a
chimerical peregrination to the principal marketplace in a municipal bourough
in Oxfordshire, England on the river Cherwell, for the purpose of descrying a
refined woman, a genuine equestrian, as evidenced by the albinotic equidae
upon which she is borne. There are ornamental circlets circumscribing her
anterior non-opposable digits, and, circumscribing her posterior terminal
digits, there are small devices which, when agitated, emit short, high-pitched
ringing/clinking sounds. As a result, naturally, she will be accompanied by a
combination of rhythm, melody, harmony, and counterpoint no matter what her
physical coordinates are.
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