The Female Juvenile Who Must Needs Contradict
"O thou female juvenile," I began, "whose name brings to mind mirth and glee,
and who seems to have a psychological need to contradict everyone and
everything, you are the proprietor of a small agricultural plot, the outcome
and results of which I desire to ascertain."
She replied, "It contains several light, flimsy marine vessels whose
seaworthiness is questionable, roughly hemispherical mechanoacoustical
transducers composed of a precious silver-coloured metallic substance, plus a
series of unmarried human females with very high aesthetic value, every one in
perfect alignment."
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