The Joyful, Prepubescent Female and Her Pet

A particular, joyful prepubescent female owned, as a pet, an immature ruminant with whom she enjoyed a bucolic relationship, whose undercoat is hypertrophied and curly, and approximates the color of pure water, cooled in such a manner that a hexagonal crystalline structure can be formed. Each place the girl elected to proceed, she would be accompanied, invariably, by the juvenile ruminant.

One specific occurrence of this event took place at a time when the girl was approaching an educational institution which she frequented in an effort to increase her knowledge and mental capacity, while growing socially and morally. Unfortunately, the founding fathers of that particular institution had made provision for an occurrence of just this type, and had included it in the official Writ of Policy and Procedure (it may have been right around Section 3, Part 9, Paragraph XVI, which says, and I quote: "The species permitted to enter the building(s) of this hallowed institution shall be hereby limited to Homo sapiens. All other genera, species and varieties of self-motile organisms must remain without the walls." And then Paragraph XVII, which adds: "The only exception to the above restriction is limited to animal carcasses deliberately introduced as an intregral part of a class where the physiological/anatomical accoutrements of such organisms is to be analyzed."). Since these restrictions seemed to be well-known to the other pupils, it was received humorously when the pet ruminant passed through the entrance portal in the wall of its own accord, right on the heels of its master.

(translation)