The Woman and Her Multiplicative Proclivities

Once upon a time (how's that for originality personified?), there existed an aged, female who lodged within the confines of the durable outer covering as for the terminal portion of the lower extremity. Her multiplicative proclivities had been allowed to run rampant for such and extended period of time, and the resultant progeny so ubiquitous, that she was at a loss as to the course of action along which to proceed. Then, it appears she makes a decision--or at least desires to temporarily rid the immediately surrounding area of said progeny so her mental processes can continue more or less unimpeded--and she presents for their consumption a quantity of liquid in which meat and vegetables had been cooked. Notwithstanding, she provides nothing at all in the way of a lump of the kneaded, leavened mixture of flour and shortening which had been allowed to rise, and then baked. Then, for no apparent reason, she inflicted great pain in the gluteus maximus of each of them with a long, slender rod, or the like, by beating them severely. After this, she commanded them to retire for the evening. What a praxeological specimen!

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