The Woman and Her Multiplicative Proclivities
Once upon a time (how's that for originality personified?), there existed an
aged, female who lodged within the confines of the durable outer covering as
for the terminal portion of the lower extremity. Her multiplicative
proclivities had been allowed to run rampant for such and extended period of
time, and the resultant progeny so ubiquitous, that she was at a loss as to
the course of action along which to proceed. Then, it appears she makes a
decision--or at least desires to temporarily rid the immediately surrounding
area of said progeny so her mental processes can continue more or less
unimpeded--and she presents for their consumption a quantity of liquid in
which meat and vegetables had been cooked. Notwithstanding, she provides
nothing at all in the way of a lump of the kneaded, leavened mixture of flour
and shortening which had been allowed to rise, and then baked. Then, for no
apparent reason, she inflicted great pain in the gluteus maximus of each of
them with a long, slender rod, or the like, by beating them severely. After
this, she commanded them to retire for the evening. What a praxeological
specimen!
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