There Existed a Fellow

Once upon a time, there existed a fellow who made his residence and got his mail in the same city as I. Exceedingly sagacious, erudite and prudent was he. For example, at one point in time, he leapt (whether accidently or no, I'm not certain) with such a direction and speed that he came to rest in a uncontrolled manner in the center of a rough, prickly shrub, the thorns of which violently lacerated and effectively removed both his oculars. However, upon perceiving the extent of his injuries, he immediately realized the course of action necessary to remedy his traumatic ablepsia: He searched out and, with muscles rippling and sinews straining, he leapt once again, high in the air and descended into the midst of a dense row of a spring-flowering spiny shrub, and, lo and behold, through the efficacious workings of some unknown process, the detrimental effects of the previous shrub were completely and effectively reversed, so, through the same lacerative and abrasive action as before, his ocular organs were completely restored.

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