While Stranded at the Top of a Woody Perennial...

"Gently oscillate at its resonant frequency a farewell interjection," the infant is implored, while stranded at the crown of woody perennial with an elongate stem. Then we observe that atmospheric currents, undoubtedly caused by the uneven heating of the earth's crust, are the entities which are causally related to the gentle oscillation of the infant's pivoted bed. At the moment when the branch from which said infant's bed is suspended, fractures and parts from the combined efforts of the gravitational stress and the momentary but substantial torque applied to the juncture of the main trunk and secondary shoot, the pivoted bed will, under no other influence than that of gravity, pursue the path of least resistance in the four-dimensional spacetime continuum--the potential energy of the suspended mass is transformed into kinetic energy of motion. To the untrained eye, this would appear to be no more than a simple uncontrolled loss of altitude, both for the pivoted bed and for resident infant.

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