Illustration from the excellent book, Relativity for the Million, by Martin Gardner, and illustrated by Anthony Ravielli, Macmillan, New York, 1962. |
In Relativity Theory, there are three effects that become evident at relativistic speeds:
This poem was first published in the January/February 1999 issue of Quantum Magazine, and then in the May 1999 issue of The New Zealand Science Monthly.
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When looking in the mirror one day, dismayed by what I'd seen, "Svelte" was not the word that leapt to mind; I seemed distinctly--thicker--than I think I'd ever been, As I scanned both sides, the front, and the behind.
As I stood, annoyed at just how far I'd let it go,
"Yes!" I cried, "that's it! The little man inside the rocket
I hurried to my bookshelf, quickly found the physics section,
In the early days of physics, back when "ether" was a fad,
I read in fascination how FitzGerald's new equation
His equation's easy: just divide velocity by c
Let's see, now: if I wanted to arrive at half my size,
You can bet I was excited, one hair's breadth from going out
Oh, why I read that paragraph, I'll never, ever know!
This means, of course, my normal, laid-back, easy-going style
And that was not the worst of it! That selfsame paragraph
Well, I came to the conclusion that a "diet" such as this |